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Reproducing in Captivity
Doctor, when I was single I had to make 6 abortions. Now that I am married I cannot get pregnant.
That's very common. You cannot reproduce in captivity.
- single - solteira
- marry (married) - casar (casada)
- pregnant - grávida
- captivity - cativeiro
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