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Reducing accidents
The Duke of Gloucester, speaking at a luncheon in London: "A home accidents survey which showed that ninety percent of accidents on staircases involved either the top or the bottom step, was fed into a computer. Asked how accidents could be reduced, the computer answered: "Remove the top and bottom steps."
Vocabulary Help
- bottom step - último degrau
- either ... or - ou ... ou
- feed (feed, fed, fed) - alimentar
- remove - remover
- show - mostrar
- speak (speak, spoke, spoken) - falar
- staircases - escadas
- survey - pesquisa
- top step - primeiro degrau
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