- Blonde jokes
- Philosophy of life
- Advice From the Coach
- Reproducing in Captivity
- Business Conventions
- Kohl's does what?
- Four Worms and a lesson
- Too much paper
- The Boss
- Climbing Turtle
- Ducks and Elephants
- Memory Problems
- EFR: Income Tax Department
- Questions heard at a library (3)
- Black eye in 3...2....
- The Surgery
- The Swans
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...
- boyfriend - namorado
- drunken man - bêbado
- fight - briga
- high school reunion - reencontro dos alunos do ensino médio
- keep (keep, kept, kept]) - ficar, permanecer
- know (know, knew, known) - conhecer
- nearby - próxima
- right after - logo depois
- sigh - suspirar
- sit (sit, sat, sat) - sentar
- sober - sóbrio
- split up - separar, terminar o namoro
- stare - encarar, olhar fixamente
- start - começar
- table - mesa
- take to drinking - começar a beber
- that long - por tanto tempo
- understand (understand, understood, understood) - entender
- wife - esposa
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2012031.shtml
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