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A boy was in trouble so he had to go to bed early. He got in bed and asked his dad for a glass of water, so his dad brought him a glass.
Five minutes later the boy called down to his dad, "can I have another glass of water?"
So, his dad brought him up one. Five minutes later the boy called back down to his dad saying "can I have another glass of water?"
His dad said NO, if you ask me one more time I'm going to come up there and spank you.
Five minutes later the boy called down, "on your way up to spank me can you bring me a glass of water?
- bring (bring, brought, brought) - trazer
- called down - chamou o pai, que estava no andar de baixo
- come up there - vou aí em cima
- dad - pai
- glass of water - copo de água
- go to bed early - ir para a cama cedo
- later - mais tarde
- spank - bater, dar uma surra
- trouble - problema
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2012177.shtml
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