The wife is not speaking to me

One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.

"What's the matter?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."

The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.

"Yeah, except today is the last night."

Vocabulary Help

  • ask - perguntar
  • bartender - atendente do bar
  • couple - dois
  • fight - briga
  • for a while - por algum tempo
  • guy - cara
  • lat night - última noite
  • night - noite
  • talk - conversar
  • think (think, thought, thought) - pensar
  • what's the matter? - qual o problema?
  • whole - inteiro
  • wife - esposa
  • worry - preocupar


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