The Weather Man

It is two o'clock in the morning and a husband and his wife are asleep when suddenly the phone rings.

The husband picks up the phone and says "Hello? ... How the hell do I know? What am I? The weather man?", promptly slamming the phone down.

His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?"

The husband replies, "I don't know, it was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."

Vocabulary Help

  • husband - marido
  • wife - esposa
  • asleep - adormecido
  • suddenly - de repente
  • pick up - atender (pegar)
  • weather man - homem do tempo
  • slam - bater
  • roll over - rolar
  • guy - sujeito
  • coast was clear - costa estava limpa


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