For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship.
- The female always makes the rules.
- These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
- No male can possibly know all the rules.
- If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
- The female is never wrong.
- If the female is wrong it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.
- If rule number six applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding.
- The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
- The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the female.
- The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
- The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
- The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants him to be calm, angry or upset.
- Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
- The female always gets the last word!
These rules are subject to change as the female sees fit.
- angry - com raiva, nervoso
- apologize - desculpar
- bodily harm - dano físico
- change her mind - mudar de idéia
- consent - consentimento
- know (know, knew, known) - conhecer, saber
- last word - última palavra
- make (make, made, made) - feitas
- male - macho
- misunderstanding - mal entendido
- never - nunca
- prior - antecipada
- relationship - relação
- remain - permanecer
- rules - regras
- subject to change - passíveis de mudança
- unless - a menos que
- upset - desapontado
- vagrant - vago
- wrong - errado
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2011031.shtml or http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2005193.shtml depending on which Rubens prefers
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