Taking a woman to bed

What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78 ??

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 - She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 - What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

Vocabulary Help

  • avoid - evitar
  • girl - garota
  • need - precisar
  • stay - ficar
  • take her - a leva
  • tell (tell, told, told) - contar
  • who the hella are you? - quem diabo é você?
  • woman - mulher

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