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Taking a woman to bed
What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78 ??
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 - What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
- avoid - evitar
- girl - garota
- need - precisar
- stay - ficar
- take her - a leva
- tell (tell, told, told) - contar
- who the hella are you? - quem diabo é você?
- woman - mulher
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2011112.shtml
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