Guess who?

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a very well-dressed, middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on a huge stack of bright pink envelopes. Each envelope has hearts all over it. The man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentines cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

Vocabulary Help

  • balding man - homem que está ficando careca
  • bottle - garrafa
  • bright - brilhante
  • counter - balcão
  • guess who? - adivinhe quem?
  • guy - um cara, uma pessoa
  • heart - coração
  • huge stack - pilha enorme
  • lawyer - advogado
  • middle-aged - de meia idade
  • pink - rosa
  • place - colocar
  • post-office - correio
  • scent - cheiro
  • see (see, saw, seen) - ver
  • stamp - selo
  • standing - de pé
  • take out - tirar
  • valentine cards - cartão do dia dos namorados
  • well-dressed - bem vestido


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