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Four Worms and a lesson
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke -Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation -
- What can you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said:
- As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!
That pretty much ended the service
- clean - limpo
- jar - jarra, vaso, vidro
- learn (learn, learnt, learnt) - aprender
- placed - colocado
- put (put, put, put) - colocado
- smoke - fumar, fumaça
- soil - solo
- worm - verme
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2011289.shtml
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