- Você pode aguar as minhas plantas?
- I think therefore I am
- Back to School
- The Half Cake Diet
- The voices in my head
- Enough Said
- Look at the left image to make her spin clockwise and look at the right one to make her spin counterclockwise
- God´s Second Mistake
- Great minds
- Spare bomb
- Flunking School
- The Wolf and the Lamb
- The Dog and the Shadow
- Swinging rope
- Real life Dilbert Quotes (2)
- College Professor
- Endereço do Proxy
- Make up your mind
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed "Deepest Sympathy". While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card.
"Oh, it's alright." said the storekeeper. "I'm a businessman and I understand how these things can happen."
"But," added the florist, "I accidentally sent your card to a funeral party."
"Well, what did it say?" ask the storekeeper.
"'Congratulations on your new location'." was the reply.
- apologize - desculpar
- businessman - homem de negócios
- deepest - profunda
- dismayed - triste, desconsolado
- open - abrir
- puzzle over - quebrar a cabeça, pensar
- receive - receber
- reply - resposta
- ring (ring, rang, rung) - tocar
- store - loja
- wrong - errado
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2011158.shtml or http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2011218.shtml depending on which Rubens prefers
- Lojas com nomes engraçados (pelo mundo)
- Carregando Fralda.... aguarde
- Beber e Dirigir é suicídio. Não brinque no trânsito
- No dream comes true until you wake up and go to work
- Extra Oferta: Mesa de Ferro Fudido
- High speed photography, bubble
- A preguiça é um merda
- Facebook Fail: Why is the Xbox 360 called the Xbox 360?
- How to sit at a computer correctly
- Shoud I cut or shoud I not?
- Não estou conseguindo congelar com esse sub-zero amarelo
- Bruce Lee
- Invisible Man: U Can't see him, but u know when he's around
- O importante é ter o sonho realizado, o resto é bobage
- Cloud Engines uses QR Codes? fail
- I found him, but it was too late
- Waldo meets Carmen