- Three Things (5)
- The guys from the tree
- EFR: Boys and men
- Change the world
- The Penguins
- Silhouete Photograph
- Blondies, as always
- Strange but Interesting Facts (6)
- The Artist
- Women Are Evil By Nature
- Dead birdie
- What they did first
- Philosophy of life
- Education is what remains
- The Third Breast
- Bad Habits
- Texan farmer travels
- The ultimate leader
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card, that it expressed "Deepest Sympathy". While puzzling over the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card.
"Oh, it's alright." said the storekeeper. "I'm a businessman and I understand how these things can happen."
"But," added the florist, "I accidentally sent your card to a funeral party."
"Well, what did it say?" ask the storekeeper.
"'Congratulations on your new location'." was the reply.
- apologize - desculpar
- businessman - homem de negócios
- deepest - profunda
- dismayed - triste, desconsolado
- open - abrir
- puzzle over - quebrar a cabeça, pensar
- receive - receber
- reply - resposta
- ring (ring, rang, rung) - tocar
- store - loja
- wrong - errado
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2011158.shtml or http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2011218.shtml depending on which Rubens prefers
- Lojas com nomes engraçados (pelo mundo)
- Carregando Fralda.... aguarde
- Beber e Dirigir é suicídio. Não brinque no trânsito
- No dream comes true until you wake up and go to work
- Extra Oferta: Mesa de Ferro Fudido
- High speed photography, bubble
- How to sit at a computer correctly
- Shoud I cut or shoud I not?
- A preguiça é um merda
- Facebook Fail: Why is the Xbox 360 called the Xbox 360?
- Não estou conseguindo congelar com esse sub-zero amarelo
- Invisible Man: U Can't see him, but u know when he's around
- Bruce Lee
- O importante é ter o sonho realizado, o resto é bobage
- Cloud Engines uses QR Codes? fail
- I found him, but it was too late
- Waldo meets Carmen