Divorce

Two rednecks are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer.

Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Mel says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."

Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find."

Vocabulary Help

  • beer - cerveja
  • drink (drink, drank, drunk) - beber
  • fishing hole - buraco para pescar
  • hard to find - difícil de encontrar
  • ice fishing - pescando através de buracos no gelo
  • rednecks - caipiras
  • scare - assustar
  • sipping - bebericando
  • slowly - lentamente
  • speak (speak, spoken, spoken) - falar
  • think it over - repensar
  • thoughtfully - pensativamente

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