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At the airplane
There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer.
A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"
- again - novamente
- blonde - loura
- engine - motor
- flight - vôo
- later - mais tarde
- lose (lose, lost, lost) - perder
- summer - verão
- take us an hour longer - demorar mais uma hora
- though - entretanto
- up here all day - aqui em cima o dia todo
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2011163.shtml
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