- Listen to the voices inside of you
- Smart Lady
- Real life Dilbert Quotes (4)
- Maslow's Maxim
- Good Trade
- Make English America's offical language
- Computers and air conditioners
- Explain the kids
- Oh, give me a home...
- Seven Wonders of the World
- April Fool
- Bank Robbery
- The Confused Samaritan
- Period: You never know when it'll kick in
- Turn toaster sideways, get grilled cheese
- Blind Man in Texas
- Canadian Siamese Twins
- Testing: Do Not Disturb
- The Pope
- Housework and Sex
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her Mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
- sit (sit, sat, sat) - sentar
- watch - observar
- do the dishes - lavar os pratos
- kitchen sink - pia
- suddenly - subitamente, de repente
- strand - mexa
- stick out - saliente, protuberante
- look at - olhar para
- reply - responder
- wrong - errado
- cry - chorar
- unhappy - infeliz
- turn white - ficar branco
- think (think, thought, thought) - pensar
- how come - como aconteceu, como pode de
- grandma - avó
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2010089.shtml
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- I found him, but it was too late
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