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- Meet Si Xingsong
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- Five reasons to believe computers are female
- Marriage and divorce
- Due to recent budget cuts,the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off
- The Elephants are Back
- Don Corleone
- Long talk
- Leo Tolstoy
- Gardening Rule
- Schools and Prisons
- Jumping to Conclusions
- Two Wolves
A woman was confronted by a genius and asked to make three wishes but any wish made, her husband receives double of what she gets. Her three wishes were:
- I want to be the prettiest lady and she became the prettiest lady.
- I want to be the richest woman.
- I want to have a mild heart attack!
- wish - desejo
- husband - marido
- receive - receber
- double - o dobro
- pretty - linda, bonita
- mild - leve
- heart attack - ataque do coração
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