Real life Dilbert Quotes (1)

As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks. (This was the winning entry; Fred Dales at Microsoft Corporation)

What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter. (Lykes Lines Shipping)

Vocabulary Help

  • unknown - desconhecidos
  • tomorrow - amanhã
  • employees - empregados
  • able - capaz
  • building - prédio
  • pictures - fotos
  • receive - receber
  • need - precisar


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