- Women Are Evil By Nature
- Homer Logic: Next weekend.....
- Man's best friend
- Make up your mind
- Colored Folks
- 12 Chickens
- Wrong Decisions
- Where is this bus going?
- Half of our legislators are crooks
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Question and Answer
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.
- mixed feeling - sentimentos confusos, misturados
- mother-in-law - sogra
- back off - dar ré
- cliff - penhasco
- height of conceit - cúmulo do orgulho
- call out - chamar, gritar
- improve - aperfeiçoar
- mind - mente
- blind - cego
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2010216.shtml
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