Question and Answer

Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind.

Vocabulary Help

  • mixed feeling - sentimentos confusos, misturados
  • mother-in-law - sogra
  • back off - dar ré
  • cliff - penhasco
  • height of conceit - cúmulo do orgulho
  • call out - chamar, gritar
  • improve - aperfeiçoar
  • mind - mente
  • blind - cego

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