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Pink, Green and Yellow
Three men, an Italian, a French and a Portuguese went for a job interview in England.
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: "green", "pink" and "yellow".
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."
The French was next: I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."
Last was the Portuguese: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green..., I pink up the phone and I say: Yellow?"
- job interview - entrevista de emprego
- tell (tell, told, told) - dizer, contar
- main - principais
- wake up - acordar
- eat (eat, eaten, eaten) - comer
- pepper - pimenta
- pink panther - pantera cor de rosa
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2010197.shtml
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