Parking ticket

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

So I called him a piece of horse manure.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each's important!!!

Vocabulary Help

  • parking ticket - multa de estacionamento
  • store - loja
  • come out - sair
  • cop - guarda, tira, policial
  • ticket - multa
  • buddy - meu chapa
  • to give a break - dar uma colher de chá
  • glare - olhar zangado
  • worn tires - pneus carecas
  • horse manure. (bosta de cavalo)
  • windshield - para-brisa
  • don't care - não se importar
  • around the corner - na outra esquina
  • fun - diversão


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