More Elephants

Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a mailbox?

A: You don't know? I'll never give you a letter to post!

Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

A: You can't make a paper airplane out of an elephant.

Q: What is more difficult than getting an elephant into the back seat of your car?

A: Getting two elephants into the back seat of your car!

Q: What is more difficult than getting 2 elephants in the back seat of your car?

A: Getting a pregnant elephant in the back seat of your car!

Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?

A: With a blue elephant gun.

Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?

A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.

Vocabulary Help

  • mailbox - caixa postal, caixa para colocar cartas
  • give (give, gave, given) - dar
  • back seat - banco traseiro
  • pregnant - gravida
  • shoot - matar com tiros
  • strangle - estrangular
  • turns blue - ficar azul

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