A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

She said to him,"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

He answered,"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, and I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never ever exercise."

"Wow, That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-Six," he said,

Vocabulary Help

  • longevity - longevidade
  • rocking chair - cadeira de balanço
  • porch - varanda
  • happy - feliz
  • smoke - fumar
  • pack - maço
  • case - caixa
  • fatty foods - comidas gordurosas
  • never ever - nunca, jamais
  • amazing - surpreendente


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