- 3 Things (3)
- Widower Playing Golf
- How will I manage after that?
- Strange but Interesting Facts (4)
- Looks of the father
- The Christian and the Lion
- The New
- Obrigado, Seu Madruga
- Three Wishes
- One Liners
- Blonde's answers
- Funny Anorexia Halloween costume
- Free as a bird
- Afraid of the dark
- Picture of animals
- Teaching: we're not in it for the income, we're in it for the outcome
One day a blonde walked into a cookie shop to see a small tray full of cookies. The sign said 'free sample' so she took one.
The next day the blond was sick and could barely move. She swore revenge upon the cookie shop. She marched back to the cookie shop and burst into the cookie shop and slammed her foot. Your cookies made me sick! she screamed, pointing to the 'free sample' tray.
Oh, what are we going to do about that? said the store clerk, as he bit his lip.
I want my money back! screamed the blonde.
- cookie shop - loja de biscoitos
- tray - bandeja
- free sample - amostra grátis
- take (take, took, taken) - pegar
- sick - doente
- could barely move - mal podia se mover
- swear (swear, swore, sworn) - jurar
- revenge - vingança
- slam - bater
- foot - pé
- scream - gritar
- bit - morder
lip - lábio
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2010059.shtmldd
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- A preguiça é um merda
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- Não estou conseguindo congelar com esse sub-zero amarelo
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- Invisible Man: U Can't see him, but u know when he's around
- Bruce Lee
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- O importante é ter o sonho realizado, o resto é bobage
- I found him, but it was too late
- Waldo meets Carmen