- Fuck you!
- How much will this cost me?
- Don't rightly know, son
- Little rabbit is so cute, he's learning spanish
- Intelligence of a ruler
- My friend is coming for supper
- If God hates fags, why are we so cute?
- TV weatherman
- Boat! Land!
- Too much reading
- Smart Sayings
- Vulgar jokes
- My brother's wedding
- Understanding women - a man's perspective
- My Boss
- The Thirsty Pigeon
- Stupid is as stupid does
Cheating on the Government
So off he goes with an ugly, stupid woman, while he pretends to be happy. As he walks along, he sees his friend Steve up ahead - with an even uglier woman. When he asks what's going on, Steve replies:
- I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money.
They both shake their heads in understanding and figure that they might as well hang out together to help pass the time. David, Steve, and their two ugly women are walking along, minding their own business when they see someone who looks like their old friend Don up ahead. He is with an absolutely gorgeous woman who looks like a supermodel. Stunned, David and Steve approach the man and discover that it is their friend Don. They ask him how he got this unbelievable goddess, while they're stuck with these God-awful women.
- I have no idea, but I'm definitely not complaining. This has been absolutely the best time of my life, and I have had five years of the best sex any man could hope to look forward to. There is only one thing that I can't seem to understand. Everytime we finish having sex, she rolls over and murmurs to herself:
- I should have paid my income taxes!
- ugly - feia
- pretend - fingir
- see (see, saw, seen) - ver
- cheat - enganar
- income tax - imposto de renda
- scam - enganar
- shake their heads - balançar a cabeça
- hang out together - ficar juntos
- gorgeous - maravilhosa, linda
- look like - parecer com
- stunned - surpreso, estupefato
- goddess - deusa
- complain - reclamar
- look forward to - ansiar, querer
- roll over - virar para o outro lado
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2010024.shtml
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