- No one invited me to the Avengers
- Little Johnny helping out at home
- That sad moment when you realize: Your childhood is over
- Little Johnny and Mother's Day
- No need for a dentist in Arkansas
- The chief executive
- And then I was like....
- Going Fishing
- Great minds
- New Skin
- Planning for the Future
- Questions tourists ask
- Don Corleone
- Free speech for all, even douche bags
- Mortal Kombat: Menstruality
- Count your blessings!
Sex and marriage
Two guys were discussing trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before I got married, did you?"
Leroy replied, "I'm not sure; what was her maiden name?"
- guy - pessoa, sujeito
- trends - tendências
- marriage - casamento
- value - valor
- sleep (sleep, slept, slept) - dormir
- wife - esposa
- reply - responder
- I'm not sure - não tenho certeza
- maiden name - nome de solteira
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2009182.shtml
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- Extra Oferta: Mesa de Ferro Fudido
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- Facebook Fail: Why is the Xbox 360 called the Xbox 360?
- A preguiça é um merda
- How to sit at a computer correctly
- Shoud I cut or shoud I not?
- Não estou conseguindo congelar com esse sub-zero amarelo
- Bruce Lee
- Invisible Man: U Can't see him, but u know when he's around
- O importante é ter o sonho realizado, o resto é bobage
- Cloud Engines uses QR Codes? fail
- I found him, but it was too late
- Waldo meets Carmen