- Going Fishing
- The Oxen and the Axle-Trees
- Bad memory
- Pay increase
- Not sure if planking or stuck
- The Penguins
- Door to door
- Getting old
- The blonde in the library
- The Prisoner
- Women and Research
- Meet Si Xingsong
- I shall play you the song of my people
- Trusting is over-rated
- Alternative Windows Slogans
- The Invention of Language
- Last night is a blur
- The Secret Service
- The Perfect Woman
Good News and Bad News
A man gets a telephone call from a doctor. The doctor says: About this medical test I did on you, I have some good news and some bad news.
The man asks for the good news first:
The good news is that you have 24 hours to live, says the doctor.
The man, incredulously: If that is the good news, then what is the bad news??
I couldn't reach you on the phone yesterday.
- good news, bad news - boas noticias, mas noticias
- say (say, said, said) - dizer
- reach - alcancar, contactar
- yesterday - ontem
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2009138.shtml
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