A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, I've kidnapped you.

She then wrote a note saying, I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,

How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?

Vocabulary Help

  • Down on her luck - sem sorte
  • raise - conseguir, levantar (dinheiro)
  • kidnap - sequestrar
  • ransom - resgate
  • grab - agarrar
  • kid - crianca
  • tree - arvore
  • slide - escorregador
  • pin - pregar, fixar
  • shirt - camisa
  • fellow blonde - companheira loura


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