- I can't, you're too high
- Men and Smart Women
- Testing: Do Not Disturb
- Second language
- Trusting is over-rated
- The ultimate leader
- Women's revenge
- The Bathtub Test
- The Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species
- Free consultancy
- Sao somente flores
- Sex Drive
- Two Wolves
- Tomorrow rain
- Paying for sex
- Gotta have fun
- Cross eyed rottweiler
It was our second anniversary, and my husband sent me flowers at the office.
He instructed the florist to write Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2. Love, Don on the card.
I was thrilled with the flowers, but not so pleased about the card.
It read as follows: Happy Anniversary, You're Number 2.
- husband - marido
- office - escritório
- send (send, sent, sent) - enviar
- thrilled - encantada
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- Lojas com nomes engraçados (pelo mundo)
- Carregando Fralda.... aguarde
- Beber e Dirigir é suicídio. Não brinque no trânsito
- No dream comes true until you wake up and go to work
- Extra Oferta: Mesa de Ferro Fudido
- High speed photography, bubble
- A preguiça é um merda
- Facebook Fail: Why is the Xbox 360 called the Xbox 360?
- How to sit at a computer correctly
- Shoud I cut or shoud I not?
- Não estou conseguindo congelar com esse sub-zero amarelo
- Bruce Lee
- Invisible Man: U Can't see him, but u know when he's around
- O importante é ter o sonho realizado, o resto é bobage
- Cloud Engines uses QR Codes? fail
- I found him, but it was too late
- Waldo meets Carmen