Alternative Windows Slogans

Microsoft's ad slogan is Where do you want to go today? Here are some alternative Windows slogans:

Double your drive space: Delete Windows!

A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.

Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.

Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer/(P)arty/(D)ance.

Out of disk space. Delete Windows? (Y)es (H)ell, yes!

How do you want to crash today?

Vocabulary Help

  • drive space - espaço em disco
  • bang - bater
  • cheer - comemorar
  • party - celebrar, dar uma festa
  • crash - quebrar, partir


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