- Would you still love me?
- Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology
- I can't remember anything
- Missing husband
- Bad Habits
- Little old lady
- Blondies, as always
- In 40 years
- Enemies to the west
- What the words really mean
- EFR: They don't believe me
- How will I manage after that?
- Smart Sayings
- Full cup
- Nut tree
- Dolphins are very smart
- Wrong number
- Big Foot
Alternative Windows Slogans
Microsoft's ad slogan is Where do you want to go today? Here are some alternative Windows slogans:
Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.
Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.
Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer/(P)arty/(D)ance.
Out of disk space. Delete Windows? (Y)es (H)ell, yes!
How do you want to crash today?
- drive space - espaço em disco
- bang - bater
- cheer - comemorar
- party - celebrar, dar uma festa
- crash - quebrar, partir
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2009249.shtml
- Lojas com nomes engraçados (pelo mundo)
- Carregando Fralda.... aguarde
- Beber e Dirigir é suicídio. Não brinque no trânsito
- No dream comes true until you wake up and go to work
- Extra Oferta: Mesa de Ferro Fudido
- High speed photography, bubble
- How to sit at a computer correctly
- Shoud I cut or shoud I not?
- A preguiça é um merda
- Facebook Fail: Why is the Xbox 360 called the Xbox 360?
- Não estou conseguindo congelar com esse sub-zero amarelo
- Invisible Man: U Can't see him, but u know when he's around
- Bruce Lee
- O importante é ter o sonho realizado, o resto é bobage
- Cloud Engines uses QR Codes? fail
- I found him, but it was too late
- Waldo meets Carmen