A Lesson in Political Science

SOCIALISM - You have two cows. The government takes one to give to someone else.

COMMUNISM - You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk.

FASCISM - You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.

NAZISM - You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY - You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one and pours the milk down the drain.

CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

ANARCHY - steal neighbour's bull, shoot the government.

Vocabulary Help

  • cow - vaca
  • take (take, took, taken) - levar, tomar
  • both - ambos
  • milk - leite
  • sell (sell, sold, sold) - vender
  • shoot - dar um tiro
  • pour - despejar
  • drain - ralo
  • buy (buy, bought, bought) - comprar
  • bull - touro
  • steal (steal, stole, stolen) - roubar
  • neighbour - vizinho

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