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When I was younger I hated going to weddings.
It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to Come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "YOU'RE NEXT".
They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
- aunt - tia
- cackle - rir
- go (go, went, gone) - ir
- hate - odiar
- poke - cutucar
- revenge - vingança
- rib - costela
- same thing - mesma coisa
- shit - m...
- tell - contar
- wedding - casamento
- younger - mais jovem
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2011072.shtml
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