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- Captain Hook Gets Married
- Famous Last Words
- Nowlan's Theory
- Over 60+
- No one invited me to the Avengers
- Bank Robbery
- What if Deja Vu meant that you lost a life...
- Paying for sex
- Two Wolves
- Not your son
- Como é a vida
- At the Psychiatrist (1)
- And then I was like....
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- The irony of life
- Taking risks (2)
- A Car Crash
- Dump Truck from Chantier
- Flying Blind
Install the phone
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He'd rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office.
Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone!"
- antiques - móveis antigos
- big deal - grande negócio
- businessman - homem de negócios
- busy - ocupado
- commitments - compromisso
- furnish - mobiliar
- hang up - desligar
- huge - enorme
- office - escritório
- own - próprio
- pick up - pegar
- pretend - fingir
- rent - alugar
- see (see, saw, seen) - ver
- sure - certamente
- throw (throw, threw, thrown) - jogar
- wish - desejar
- young - jovem
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2011223.shtml
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