- Education is what remains
- Men and Women
- Women Are Evil By Nature
- Exercise for the over 45 Year Olds
- A Baiana na sessao descarrego
- The blondes strike again
- Bad Flight
- Bad memory
- Lunch for nerds
- The Saxophone
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When a woman called 911 complaining of difficulty breathing, my husband, Glenn, and his partner -- both EMTs -- rushed to her home. Glenn placed a sensor on her finger to measure her pulse and blood oxygen. Then he began to gather her information.
"What's your age?" he asked.
"Fifty-eight," answered the patient, eyeing the beeping device on her finger.
"What does that do?"
"It's a lie detector," said Glenn with a straight face. "Now, what did you say your age was?"
"Sixty-seven," answered the woman sheepishly.
- age - idade
- blood oxygen - nível de oxigênio no sangue
- complain - reclamar
- device - dispositivo
- difficulty breathing - dificuldade para respirar
- EMT (Emergency Medical Technician) - Técnico médico de emergencia
- eyeing - olhando
- finger - dedo
- gather - juntar, obter
- lie detector - detector de mentiras
- measure - medir
- partner - parceiro
- place - colocar
- rush - apressar
- sheepishly - envergonhadamente
- straight face - cara de sério
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