- You got it, babe
- Men and Women
- Mother passed away
- Good Trade
- Facebook Fact fail
- Looks of the father
- Meet Si Xingsong
- So.... We Meat Again!
- Politically Correct
- Michael Dorman needs Alicia Keys
- At the mental hospital
- Jokes in prison
- Blondes and Bananas
- Difference between Television and High Definition Televison
- Real life Dilbert Quotes (7)
- The Stork
- Thoughts from a man
Bitten by a vampire
Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
- able - capaz
- bit (bit, bit, bitten) - mordida
- drink (drink, drank, drunk) - beber
- glass - copo
- leak - vazar
- make me better - melhorar
- neck - pescoço
- see (see, saw, seen) - ver
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2008333.shtml
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- Carregando Fralda.... aguarde
- No dream comes true until you wake up and go to work
- High speed photography, bubble
- How to sit at a computer correctly
- A preguiça é um merda
- Não estou conseguindo congelar com esse sub-zero amarelo
- Beber e Dirigir é suicídio. Não brinque no trânsito
- Shoud I cut or shoud I not?
- Invisible Man: U Can't see him, but u know when he's around
- Extra Oferta: Mesa de Ferro Fudido
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- Bruce Lee
- O importante é ter o sonho realizado, o resto é bobage
- I found him, but it was too late
- Waldo meets Carmen