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- Blondes and Bananas
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The woman arrives at the hospital and asks:
— I am John's wife, he suffered an accident. How is he?
— Well, from the waist down he didn't suffer a scratch.
— What a relief. And from the waist up?
— I can't say. They haven't brought that part in yet.
- arrive - chegar
- wife - esposa
- waist down - da cintura para baixo
- scratch - arranhão
- relief - alívio
- waist up - da cintura para cima
- bring (bring, brought, brought) - trazer
- yet - ainda
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