Smart Lady

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've wanted so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says yes! Lots of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?
The wife replies "I did, they were in your tackle box."

Vocabulary Help

  • boss - chefe
  • calls home - telefonar para casa
  • catch (catch, caught, caught) - pegar
  • go fishing - ir pescar
  • Honey - Querida
  • husband - marido
  • lake - lago
  • leave (leave, left, left) - sair
  • looking good - com boa aparência
  • pack clothes - fazer as malas
  • pajamas - pijamas
  • pick my things up - pegar as minhas coisas
  • rod - vara de pescar
  • say - dizer
  • several - vários
  • silk - seda
  • sounds a little fishy - soa um pouco estranho
  • swing by the house - dar uma passada em casa
  • tackle box - caixa de utensílios para pescaria
  • think (think, thought, thought) - pensar
  • tired - cansado
  • weekend - fim de semana
  • week - semana
  • wife - esposa

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