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The wife is not speaking to me
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.
"What's the matter?" the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."
The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.
"Yeah, except today is the last night."
- ask - perguntar
- bartender - atendente do bar
- couple - dois
- fight - briga
- for a while - por algum tempo
- guy - cara
- lat night - última noite
- night - noite
- talk - conversar
- think (think, thought, thought) - pensar
- what's the matter? - qual o problema?
- whole - inteiro
- wife - esposa
- worry - preocupar
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/arquivo.shtml
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