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The Third Breast
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts. He said to the woman, "Is there anything on you that you'd like to change?"
She said, "Yes. Could you get rid of this middle breast?"
God snapped his fingers and it was done.
She exclaimed, holding the third breast in her hand, "What am I going to do with this useless boob?"
And God created man.
- boob - seio
- breast - seio
- change - mudar
- get rid of - livrar-se de
- hold - segurar
- middle - meio
- snap the fingers - estalar os dedos
- useless - inútil
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2011052.shtml
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