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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk about their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks:
- So , how did you end up - with the peg-leg?
The pirate replies:
- We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.
- Wow! - said the seaman. What about the hook?
- Well..., replied the pirate, We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off.
- Incredible! remarked the seaman. How did you get the eye patch?
- A seagull dropping fell into my eye, replied the pirate.
- You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?, the sailor asked incredulously.
- Well... - said the pirate - it was my first day with the hook.
- battle - batalha, lutar
- bit my leg off - arrancou a minha perna
- board - abordar
- cut my hand off - cortou minha mao
- dropping - fezes
- eye-patch - tampao (do olho)
- hook - gancho
- how did you end up with - como voce acabou com esta ...
- peg-leg - perna de pau
- school of sharks - cardume de tubaroes
- seagull - gaivota
- Seaman - homem do mar
- swept overboard - jogado fora do barco
- sword - espada
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2011023.shtml
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