- Bed Time
- Love in the digital age
- That sad moment when you realize: Your childhood is over
- The Artist
- Anatomia Gaúcha
- A good time to keep your mouth shut
- Cheap things
- On the Scale
- Thoughts from a man
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- Computer upgrade
- Little old lady
- Lunch for nerds
- ...but I like your style
- Dump Truck from Chantier
- Mad Professor
- Little old lady
- Get Over It
The Optimist Farmer and the Pessimist Neighbor
One day the sun was shinning brightly and the optimist said,"Great day, eh?"
The pessimist said,"The stupid sun will burn the crops."
The next day it rained. Again the optimist tried to engage his friend, but the pessimist's only response was: "Stinking rain will wash out all the seed!"
So the optimist took his friend duck hunting, which he loved. After the first duck was shot the optimist dispatched his dog to fetch the duck. The dog ran on top of the water, picked up the duck and ran back.
The optimist exclaimed"Did you see that?"
The pessimist replied,"Dog can't swim, eh?"
- burn - queimar
- crops - colheitas
- duck - pato
- engage - animar
- farmer - fazendeiro
- fetch - pegar
- hunt - caçar
- rain - chover
- ran on top of the water - correu por sobre as águas
- seed - sementes
- shine - brilhar
- shot - alvejado, atingido
- swim - nadar
- wash out - carregar, levar embora
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2011018.shtml
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