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Stupid is as stupid does
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, little Davie stood up. The teacher said,
- Do you think you're stupid, Davie ?"
- Well, no, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!
- all by yourself - sozinha
- course - curso
- few - alguns
- hate - odiar, detestar
- make use - usar
- say (say, said, said) - dizer
- stand (stand, stood, stood) up - ficar de pé
- stand up - ficar de pé
- start - começar
- think (think, thought, thought) - pensar
- try - tentar
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2011128.shtml
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