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Rushing to work
Rushing to work, I was driving too fast and as a result was pulled over by the highway patrol. The state trooper noticed that my shirt had the name of a local high school on it.
- I teach math there, I explained.
The trooper smiled, and said,
- Okay, here's a problem. A teacher is speeding down the highway at 16 m.p.h. over the limit. At $12 for every mile, plus $40 court costs, plus the rise in her insurance, what's her total cost?
- Taking that total, subtracting the low salary I receive, multiplying by the number of kids who hate math, then adding to that the fact that none of us would be anywhere without teachers, I'd say zero.
He handed me back my license.
- Math was never my favorite subject, he admitted. -- Please slow down.
- fast - rápido
- hand back - devolver
- hate - odiar
- highway - rodovia
- insurance - seguro
- kid - criança
- low - baixo
- mile - milha
- over the limit - acima do limite
- plus - mais
- pull over - encostar o carro
- rise - aumento
- rushing to work - indo depressa pra o trabalho
- shirt - camisa
- slow down - diminua a velocidade
- state trooper - polícia rodoviária
- teacher - professor
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2011325.shtml
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