- Florist Mistake
- The Telephone Man
- Jerry and his blonde wife
- Four Worms and a lesson
- Change the world
- Hard work
- Zen Thoughts - Don't be irreplaceable
- Changing the World
- Make up your mind
- Strange but Interesting Facts (2)
- Final answer
- Let MITT fix Washinton
- The Toilet Seat
- An exasperated mother
- Student who obtained 0% on an exam (Part1)
- Getting Old
- The Hare and the Tortoise
- 7ft tall model: high five, low five
- The blondes strike again
Nutrition and Health
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
- The Japanese eat very little fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
- The Mexicans eat a lot of fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
- The Chinese drink very little red wine And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
- The Italians drink a lot of red wine And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
- The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
- beer - cerveja
- drink (drink, drank, drunk) - beber
- eat (eat, ate, eaten) - comer
- fat - gordura
- health - saúde
- heart attack - ataque do coração
- kill - matar
- relief - alívio
- sausage - salsicha
- truth - verdade
- watch - observar
- winhe - vinho
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2011251.shtml
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