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How children think Of Their Dad In Different ages
At 4 Years: My daddy is great.
At 6 Years: My daddy knows everybody.
At 10 Years: My daddy is good but is short tempered
At 12 Years: My daddy was very nice to me when I was young.
At 14 Years: My daddy is getting fastidious.
At 16 Years: My daddy is not in line with the current times.
At 18 Years: My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.
At 20 Years: Oh! It's becoming difficult to tolerate daddy. Wonder how Mom puts up with him.
At 25 Years: Daddy is objecting to everything.
At 30 Years: It's becoming difficult to manage my son. I was so scared of my father when I was young.
At 40 Years: Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. Even I should do the same.
At 45 Years: I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.
At 50 Years: My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up. I am unable to manage a single son.
At 55 Years: My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us. He is one of his kind and unique.
At 60 Years: My daddy is great.
Thus, it took 56 Years to complete the cycle and come back to the 1st stage!
- baffled - surpresa
- bring up - educar
- cranky - rabujento
- daddy - pai
- everybody - todo mundo
- far sighted - visÃ£o de longo prazo
- good - bom
- hardship - dificuldade
- in line with current times - ultrapassado
- know - conhecer
- manage - cuidar, gerenciar
- nice - legal
- object - ser contra
- one of his kind - Ãºnico, ra
- put up with - aguentar, tolerar
- same - mesma coisa
- scared - com mÃªdo, assustada
- short tempered - estopim curto
- single son - filho Ãºnico
- unable - incapaz
- wonder - imaginar
- young - jovem
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2011286.shtml
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