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The Efficiency Expert
The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home."
"Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience.
"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time. 'Hon,' I suggested, 'Why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"
The voice from the back asked, "Did it save time?"
The expert replied, "Actually, yes. It used to take her 20 minutes to get breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven."
- efficiency expert - especialista em eficiência
- lecture - palestra, aula
- note of caution - aviso
- try - tentar
- back of the audience - fundo da platéia
- watch - observar
- wife - esposa
- lots of trips - muitas viagens
- stove - fogão
- single item - único item
- several things - muitas coisas
- save time - economizar tempo
- actually - na verdade
- used to - costumava
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