No more elephants

Q: What looks like an elephant and flies?

A: A flying elephant.

Q: How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?

A: Grapes are purple.

Q: What's the difference between an elephant and grass?

A: They're both green, except the elephant.

Q: How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant if you're color blind?

A: Dance on it for awhile. If you don't get any wine, it's an elephant.

Q: What did Hannibal say when he saw elephants coming over the hill?

A: "Look, there's elephants coming over the hill."

Q: What did he say when he saw elephants with sunglasses on, coming over the hill?

A: Nothing, he didn't recognize them.

Q: What did Hannibal say when he saw giraffes with sunglasses on coming over the hill?

A: "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"

Vocabulary Help

  • look like - parecer
  • fly - voar (também pode significar mosca)
  • grapes - uvas
  • purple - vermelha, roxo
  • grass - grama
  • both - ambos
  • color blind - daltônico
  • awhile - por um certo tempo
  • saw (see, saw, seen) - ver
  • hill - colina
  • sunglasses - óculos de sol
  • fool - enganar
  • disguise - disfarce

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