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The Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him:
- Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!
- Hell, said Herman, It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!
- senior citizen - senhor de idade
- freeway - autoestrada
- ring (ring, rang, rang) - tocar
- news - noticiario
- wrong way - contramao
- be careful - seja cuidadoso
- hundreds - centenas
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2009053.shtml
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