Elephant Jokes

Q: Where do you find elephants?

A: It depends on where you lost them.

Q: How many elephants can you fit in a taxi?

A: Four. (One next to the driver and 3 in back)

Q: How many giraffes can you fit in a taxi?

A: None, it's full of elephants.

Q: How do you know when an elephant is visiting your house?

A: There's a taxi outside with three elephants in it.

Vocabulary Help

  • find (find, found, found) - encontrar
  • lost (lose, lost, lost) - perder
  • fit (fit, fit, fit) - acomodar, colocar
  • next to - proximo a
  • driver - motorista
  • full - cheio
  • know (know, knew, known) - saber
  • outside - fora
  • in it - dentro

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