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My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six-year-old daughter and said:
- Would you like to say the blessing?
- I wouldn't know what to say, she replied.
- Just say what you hear Mommy say, my wife said.
Our daughter bowed her head and said:
- Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?
- dinner - jantar
- wife - esposa
- daughter - filha
- say the blessing - fazer a oração
- bow - inclinar
- all these people - todas estas pessoas
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2009025.shtml
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