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A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, I've kidnapped you.
She then wrote a note saying, I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,
How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?
- Down on her luck - sem sorte
- raise - conseguir, levantar (dinheiro)
- kidnap - sequestrar
- ransom - resgate
- grab - agarrar
- kid - crianca
- tree - arvore
- slide - escorregador
- pin - pregar, fixar
- shirt - camisa
- fellow blonde - companheira loura
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2009354.shtml
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