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A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora, the gardener did."
SHE GOT THE RAISE
- ask - perguntar
- cook - cozinheira
- gardener - jardineiro
- husband - marido
- iron - passar roupa
- lover - amante
- maid - empregada doméstica
- pay increase - aumento de salário
- reason - razão
- say (say, said, said) - dizer
- upset - chateada, aborrecida
- wife - esposa
Borrowed from http://www.aprendendoingles.com.br/shtml/2011365.shtml
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